Just want to share a polish joke with ya'll

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.


Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
a divorce for him -- "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for
getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following
questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre
and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the
foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER:
"Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and
not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"


POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any
infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set
and good DVD player."

LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"


POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a
nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this
divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you
think that?"

POLE: "I got proof."

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"


POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'.