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| Monday, December 5th, 2005 | | 2:11 am |
I havent update
IN A LONG WHILE! im bored.. could not sleep.. tried to watch beetlejuice.. didnt make me sleep.. just won poker game.. not that im excited.. just that.. i just could not sleep.. maybe ill be playing burnout revenge after this.. trying to get my rating up so that way i could start new game after it.. i just join monavie the healthy drink im disturbator.. if u want to know more about it look it up www.monavie.com im an member if u want to join or if u want to know how excatly it work post a comment on it so i could clear something up |
| Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 | | 11:33 pm |
a blonde and a soda vending machine
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning" |
| 11:29 pm |
Just want to share a polish joke with ya'll
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
a divorce for him -- "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for
getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following
questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre
and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the
foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete."
LAWYER:
"Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and
not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any
infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set
and good DVD player."
LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a
nagger?"
POLE: "No, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this
divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you
think that?"
POLE: "I got proof."
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'. please comment i rarely get comment on my post |
| Saturday, August 6th, 2005 | | 6:10 pm |
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| 2:44 pm |
ohh i forget!
in few months when in experienced enough i can install some rugs for a friends! as a side job yaya! |
| 2:43 pm |
new life for me!
well, for last few months i have been bumming around since i got fired at wal mart for being absent to many times.. Now i got new job.. i work with my brother and my friend as a carpeting... that right i work with the floors installing rugs... I LOVE THIS JOB! but it's gonna be pain in the ass for next few weeks my knee's burised... got blister on my hand.. but for nasreen, im her own handy man lol.. starting at 10 gonna be like 11 in 2 months... should be like 13 a hour within 1 year... it pay more than wal mart... and the best part is.. like for example.. if that job is like 8 hour job.. if we r done in like 5 hours.. we still get pay for those missing 3 hrs... hopefully i have this job for long time.. cause it's fun... i work on my own i got my own duties... when im done, i get tohelp either one of my co worker.. Current Mood: accomplished |
| Friday, July 8th, 2005 | | 5:20 am |
flalaulalaclalalaklala
its quarter after five in the morning... i could not sleep at all... I was sleeping all day today... went out with my fishing bud to old country buffet... i ate like at least 8 plates of dinner and 1 huge plate of desserts.. i was so stuffed that i actually almost threw up....when i get home... i was lying on my bed tring to rest.. but i end up sleep till like 11 30.... it was nice to have a lot of sleep but in the other hand its frustrating.. igot big day today... its time for cleaning gonna to turn my apartment into something different so nasreen can wake up wondering how many days have she been sleeping for haha.. gotta go let the cleaning started! |
| Monday, June 27th, 2005 | | 4:04 pm |
well well
I know i have not post anything for a while... lets face it i have nothing to do... but in some way i feel like im rejected from the world..... well ive been looking for the job for a while now.. i applied almost everywhere... and i didnt get a call from the places i applied not even one... now i know that they dont want to hire deaf people.. just cause they dont want to write shitload of paper to communcate with me.... for some time now i feel like i want to sent a wake up call to new jersey senator, gonveror, and the manager.... its very simple, i can just kill myself and leave a note saying to may it whom concern, ive been apply for the job every where, and i didnt get 1 fucking phone call.. its allbecauseim deaf.. i want a nice life, nice house, nice decent family but they make it impossible for me and us ( deafies ) so whats the point for me to walk around on this cursed earth knowing i cant have dream job, good life, so, to end my pain, end my dream, i decide to commit sudicde.. ryan Current Mood:  angry |
| Friday, June 3rd, 2005 | | 12:40 am |
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| Thursday, June 2nd, 2005 | | 11:53 pm |
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| 2:12 am |
1 fish 2 fishes, 3 fishes amigo!
On Tuesday i decided to go fishing.. I asked my roommate Anthony to see if he wanted to show me his hot spot... He was rattling away about how good his spot is.. I decide to ask Shawn ( ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) lareamond) to tag along..since he didnt have much of chance to catch big ass fishes... now u see how nice i am! we left like 7pm... we got there like 830 something it took a while since we took a lot of stop before go to the bridge... the bridge was pretty nice.. the water current is so slow.. everything seems perfect... I bought 20 dollars worth of Jighead and Plastic fishes.. for first few hours it didnt went that well... A guy with 2 of his kids keeping catching the fishes like it was nothing.. we didnt catch any shit! we got really frustrated.. and went to the other side of bridge.. just to try it out... i decided to check my rod.. i was so lazy and i had shawn do it for me.. he said how many weights did i put on my line since it was very heavy.. it dont feel like a fish.. i reeled it in.. and i caught angel shark it looked like sting ray.. then later, a friend of mine got flounder and sting ray... then anthony went to the other side.. and checked it out.... whack! he got fish... we had to runover the other side.. and start fishing there.. total's of 15 fishes was caught.. dropped/ lost at least 5 fishes.. 3 or 4 rays.. it was nice.. but it also was fuckin cold.. we might will go back there some time next week or 2...  this is what we all caught  I got the biggest fish, shawn got the smallest fish..  thats me! trying to eat fish's guts |
| Thursday, May 26th, 2005 | | 10:33 pm |
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| Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 | | 12:58 am |
200 miles off shore fishing
yo guys! In 3 hours a good friend of mine Jesse will be picking me up and take me to fishing! not just fishing, 200 miles off shore on his dad boat.. we will be leaving from Long Beach Island and going somewhere where theres no land fishing for blue fish, tuna.. if we are tempted we might go more than 200 miles for sword fish... wish me luck! Current Mood:  excited |
| Monday, May 23rd, 2005 | | 2:23 pm |
get to know me more bitch
Im bored as hell just wanted to post some pictures of me fishing... i caught this 23 inches Blue Channel catfish 4 and half pounds  : Current Mood:  bored |
| 1:07 pm |
chips, bluffing, poker!
Hey guys! the other night i was playing poker online.. (www.pokerroom.com) its not that bad.. it got fake money to play with and u can also play with real money.. anyways.. i started out with 1 thousand dollars... i got up to 80 thousand in like half hours.. i think i got lucky i meani got all those good cards.. by the time i got 80,000 i went to high roller table.. i got full house.. i just thought i would win.. i mean its a fucking boat right.. i bet all in with my money and 1 guy got like 200,000 he went ahead and call me.. i was like what the fuck.. but its no problem.. i lost it all to him cause he got fucking 4 of kind.. it pissed me off.. but im thankful its a play money not real money haha! Current Mood: pissed off |
| 2:05 am |
Jesus Jimmy Cricket!
Hello folks im new here.. i dont know what to say right now just wanted 2 post this shit on for now... Hey Tambra ( trushade), Happy now?? Let me know if u like my layout ill appericate the comment Current Mood: satisfiedCurrent Music: Green Day Dookie |
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